Now that I can't abide. The jeopardy is a single opportunity to kill Nazi leadership at a movie premiere. Pfc. [mispronouncing the name] Shosanna Dreyfus: Col. Hans Landa If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big "If", there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without setting off them bombs. Like I said, third best. Lt. Aldo Raine : Col. Hans Landa: Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? [shouting from up the stairs] But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Bridget von Hammersmark [Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German] GET THE FUCK UP! : Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Col. Hans Landa: : Gwatzeeee. I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. "Well I speak the most Italian so I'll be your escort. ,Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine How'd he do that? Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: General Ed Fenech: That's the German three. Sgt. [voice-over] Lt. Aldo Raine And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Michael Zimmerman Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Fredrick Zoller: Col. Hans Landa Y'know Utivich 'n myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 'That damned armored train') is a 1978 Italian Euro War film directed by Enzo G. Castellari and starring Bo Svenson, Peter Hooten, Fred Williamson, Jackie Basehart, and Ian Bannen.The film, which concerns a group of prisoners who are drafted into a special war mission in 1944, is a loose (unauthorized) remake of the 1967 . Col. Hans Landa: Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? : Col. Hans Landa What now, Colonel? Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. : Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. In Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, Hans Landa speaks English, German, French, and Italian fluently. Wilhelm Wicki: Winston Churchill: Pfc. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. : How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? What the fuck are we supposed to do? [in a very bad accent] Lt. Aldo Raine: And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Col. Hans Landa Pfc. Col. Hans Landa S er, corretto. Ha! Col. Hans Landa Smithson Utivich But they're gonna wanna know why you so special, we let you live? Bridget von Hammersmark: Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Lt. Aldo Raine : You're no more German than that scotch. inglourious basterds Italian scene - YouTube But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? Scalp Hermann. Master SGT. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Lt. Archie Hicox How'd the shooting start? Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers] I'm a detective. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. Werner Rachtman Gwatzeeee. Yeah! Sound good? Col. Hans Landa: 15 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds Yes. : You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Gorlami. : Wilhelm I've heard of the Bear Jew. Sgt. Inglourious Basterds Italian GIFs | Tenor Col. Hans Landa: Updated by Ben Sherlock on May 6th, 2020: Inglourious Basterds remains one of Quentin Tarantino's most popular movies, even with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood being hailed as a new peak in the filmmaker's career. Ooh! When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? Like a Katzenjammer Kid. [in Italian] It's just a name that stuck. Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark They butcher my men like they were fish bait! Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Says he's gonna hug his momma. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine: You're letting your imagination get the better of you! Lt. Aldo Raine They need you. [Goebbels' eyes fill with tears] : Few questions about what? Yeah, in a basement. You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. I've heard of the Bear Jew. : How fun! Lt. Aldo Raine: She's just an actress. Inglourious Basterds.ONLY BLU-RAYNO DVD..SPECIAL EDITION - eBay If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. You still get us in that premiere? Bridget von Hammersmark He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. Smithson Utivich: Omar Ulmer [to Shosanna] It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. : Don't be modest, Lieutenant. : Bridget von Hammersmark I have no interest in such things. I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. Wouldn't you agree? : Eight Jewish-American soldiers. You want to prove they're flesh and blood? Pfc. To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. : Wilhelm Wicki: : By the way, that last part's actually true. Product Identifiers. YES, SIR! Sgt. : You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. Donny Donowitz: : So you're the Jew Hunter. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Have I been shot? Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa I rather liked Lillian Harvey. Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! You'll be shot for this! I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut back to Hitler's office. Col. Hans Landa: Donny Donowitz Yeah, I was just thinking that. It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. Lt. Aldo Raine No, I guess not. Smithson Utivich: Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. Heard of 'em? How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Lt. Archie Hicox: Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. Oui, Shosanna. Narrator: Say it for me once please? Col. Hans Landa: Wilhelm Wicki: Col. Hans Landa You are not to tell anybody anything! Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Archie Hicox: Yeah, that's what we thought. You say he wants to take on the Jews, at their own game? [a smack is heard offscreen] Smithson Utivich: However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. Lt. Aldo Raine Or you will die tryin'. I see your public speaking has improved. : I made a deal with your general for that man's life! His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. Hugo Stiglitz: Yeah, I remember him. Col. Hans Landa: "That's a bingo"? What is that English expression about shoes and feet? [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. : Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. : However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. : [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. So who are your three handsome escorts? A damn good dectective. Says he's gonna burn it. It's called suspicious. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. Yeah? Lt. Aldo Raine Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Lt. Aldo Raine: Precisely! So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. But I digress. Official Sites And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. [shouting from up the stairs] My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face of Jewish vengeance! But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. Col. Hans Landa: Joseph Goebbels: A damn good dectective. Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. You are not to tell anybody anything! They'll shoot ya. Simon Sakowitz : Lt. Aldo Raine Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. They're friends of mine from Italy. Gwatzeeee. Sgt. Have I been shot? Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Ooh! [to Perrier LaPardite]