Yeah. Warranted or not. Company Credits : : A gentleman caller, hurray! Who gives a rat's ass? : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? : It's very whore couture. I just thought of the funniest thing. [pretending to be freaking out] Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. Olive Penderghast Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. You completely missed the point. Olive Penderghast : : Can you do it in front of everyone? It's all I can afford. Rosemary Right above the Orient. : 2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. I don't know when it will happen. : Easy A - Rotten Tomatoes Quiznos Guy [pretend punishment] Dill What? Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction. Just the rumor mill. Dill I could help, maybe. In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. At the end of the closing credits Brandon can be heard making a noise of excitement. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! : But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. : Olive Penderghast Chip : Olive Penderghast No, silly. When the actor was . Bye now Rosemary : Easy A. OH RATS! [V.O] His. Olive Penderghast Nina [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] [Cut to basketball game, last year] WOOO! Rosemary I really don't need those. 20 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Easy A - Screen Rant Oh my God! His choice? [looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]. : Rosemary Rosemary : You're going to hell! Setup: Under enormous personal pressure and his Broadway play on the verge of imploding, Riggan (Michael Keaton) busts his daughter Sam (Emma Stone), who has been in rehab, for smoking pot. ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. This is where the magic happens. Talking at an average rate of a million miles a minute, Emma Stones Olive isnt your typical high school student: Shes better. : Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? Olive Penderghast I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Olive Penderghast It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. : Olive Penderghast Yes, you did. Yeah, you pick family member of the week! : : I wanna be in detention! It doesn't have to be a boink. Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. Dill Does it only exist in 80s movies? Wait a minute. Olive Penderghast Where do I even start? Thank you! Not really. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? Olive Penderghast : [laughs] One more aspect of Easy A to look out for next time you watch it is a little aside that occurs in regards to Twilight 's Cam Gigandet. [V.O, continuing onto webcam] I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. : Olive Penderghast : Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. He was a freshman in college. : Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Here you go. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : : Mr. Griffith : : [about Melody Bostic] There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. : [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. : A gentleman caller, hooray! Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. Disney World is much more liberal. It was like setting up Jenga. : Olive:I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. : : I was just wondering if there's a minster around? : : Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? dolly grip Derek K. Cunningham . Just so we're clear. Hello? : Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight. Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. Olive Penderghast I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.". Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Everything according to plan. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Nina I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] [to Rosemary] : Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. Seriously, thanks! : [with phony innocence] Thank you, Mom. : Evan Tell me everything. : How's it going? Although she didn't win, she's since been nominated for four more Golden Globes one of which she won for her role in "La La Land." Stone said her parents have a similar style to Olive's. Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci in "Easy A." Screen Gems Sorry, I got around. I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Mrs. Griffith You totally lost your V-card to him. Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. : : Type above and press Enter to search. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Mrs. Griffith : Well! Rhiannon [pause] Evan I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Only by marriage. Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Easy A - Wikipedia : I don't want to know anything from you. : I'm the new school slut. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Olive: Welcome. Olive Penderghast [about the rumors that she punched Nina] No, of course not. You must be related to me. Its a little low on grist. You know, not really. Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. How's it going? He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. So the rumors are true. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Olive Penderghast : : Theres a young man here to see you. I didnt until I was 14 and nor did Olive. I'm hearing things Olive Penderghast I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". : : | Marianne Actually I dated him for a long time. What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Olive Penderghast Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell. Olive Penderghast : [about Rhiannon] Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Marianne : [excited] Olive Penderghast [spiteful] It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast : I like it very much. Arent you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] I liked Todd much better when he was topless. No, no! : Rhiannon Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. : Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. : A gnome? Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? NO, I don't like that! In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast : [During an appointment with Olive] Screw all these people, Olive! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. : : Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. [Going to a Church] He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. : Just as long as *you* won't be there. Ah, that Roman. Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? : A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. I think we should just put this conversation to bed. Olive Penderghast I kind of hate me, too. I didn't until I was 14. See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). Nor did Olive. I consider this. I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! : : A reverend? Olive Penderghast [V.O] Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! Olive: (aside) My apologies to Mark Twain. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Olive: Tom Cruise? Blue Devils! It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. Olive: Yes, I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? C'est la vie. Right between the eyes. Rhiannon : "Fictional character: Gwen Stacy". Brandon [Cut to game, this year] Olive Penderghast : People suck! : Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. Sanjay Chandrasekhar : Youre wonderful. : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past.